Potpourri from San Ako si Ricky Lee
The Pope, the US President, Silvio Berlusconi and a child are on a flight that is about to crash. There are only three parachutes.
The US President says, “I am the President of the most powerful country in the world. I cannot die!” He grabs a parachute and jumps.
Silvio Berlusconi shouts, “I am the shrewdest man in the world. I cannot die!” He grabs a parachute and jumps.
The Pope says to the child, “Please, take the last parachute. I am an old man, you are young, save yourself.”
The child says to the Pope, “Oh, don’t worry, Your Eminence; the shrewdest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack!”
Any joke on this blog involving the Pope begs a repetition of my new favourite joke:
I am the Vatican’s barber. I rock papal scissors.
Thanks to Sara for the first joke.