I have a serving of spam to share with you, but first, this one is not spam, it just caught my eye:
From the Arts Council:
Job – Head of Patrons, Maternity Cover – Tate Britain.
My dicky eyes misread it as:
Head of Matrons, Paternity Cover.
Quite a different job!
Spam comes in various forms: abuse, compliments and porn being the most common. To find a territorial spammer was fun:
Move along folks, nothing to see here, just marking my spot.
Now for the abuse:
someone needs to smack you in the face
It caught my attention because of the name, and the apology that followed:
Eimear Gobshite (sorry)
If you don’t get it, try saying it out loud, remembering that it’s not pronounced, Ee-mare.
This next person is obviously not a regular – how many more times could I post on my blog without being mistaken for a spammer myself?
If possible, as you gain expertise, would you mind updating your blog with more information?
Here’s one I liked:
This is the type of material that really should gain worldwide recognition pertaining to its workmanship.
I cannot disagree.
This one slapped me on the back with one hand and in the face with the other:
Hi! Best prostitute of St. Petersburg!!!
And finally, in the words of my favourite spam ever,
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)