Joke 464

30 Jun

 

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From my friend Michelle.

It is possible I have given you one of these before, so I have hidden it inside three others.

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.”

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

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Two fish swim into a concrete wall.  One turns to the other and says, “Damn!”

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A man was killed last week while eating a bowl of muesli.  He was pulled in by a strong currant.

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10 Responses to “Joke 464”

  1. vivinfrance June 30, 2012 at 06:01 #

    Groan, Groan, Giggle, Groan

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  2. misswhiplash June 30, 2012 at 06:53 #

    your jokes get crazier every day..but we do love ’em

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  3. musings June 30, 2012 at 08:12 #

    Thanks for the giggle! Have a fun or funny weekend~

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  4. idiosyncratic eye June 30, 2012 at 10:28 #

    The kayak one is particularly worth a groan. 🙂

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  5. Tom (Aquatom1968) June 30, 2012 at 12:05 #

    😀

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  6. adinparadise June 30, 2012 at 16:20 #

    😉 Funny haha.

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  7. judithatwood June 30, 2012 at 22:26 #

    Damn! heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehehee

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  8. bluebee July 1, 2012 at 11:50 #

    Hahaha – love that last one 😀

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  9. Janie Jones July 5, 2012 at 23:35 #

    LOL!!! I would like these twice if WP would let me. Love ’em!

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