Joke 312

30 Jan

Jacob put his hand up in class.

“Yes, Jacob, what is it?” asked the teacher.

“I don’t want to worry you, Miss, but my Dad said if I don’t get better marks, someone is going to get a hiding.”

8 Responses to “Joke 312”

  1. judithatwood January 30, 2012 at 13:13 #

    Good one! I love your sense of humor!


  2. Grannymar January 30, 2012 at 13:22 #

    Poor Jacob. He sill has a lot to learn!


  3. rumpydog January 30, 2012 at 13:45 #



  4. colonialist January 30, 2012 at 16:31 #

    These are a grade pity!


  5. SchmidleysScribbling January 30, 2012 at 19:03 #

    Do you know my grandson Jacob??


  6. puddinggirl January 31, 2012 at 00:34 #

    Sounds like when my son told me there is no class because the teachers are tired from the school activity the previous day, I almost fell on the trap and would have believed him except that my daughter who is in the lower grade level was insisting that there is class…Kids never fail to find reasons… 🙂


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