Joke 363

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Thanks to Eof737 for this one.  It may lose a little something in the translation if you’re not big on American wedding culture, but you can still appreciate it.

Kiana’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce.  Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the  best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever.

A week later, Kiana was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the same dress as her mother.  Kiana asked her stepmother to exchange it, but she refused.  “Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it.”

Kiana told her mother, who graciously said, “Never mind sweetheart.  I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Kiana asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”

Her mother just smiled and replied, “Of course I do, dear…I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.”