Joke 368

26 Mar
Animated sequence of a race horse galloping. P...

Animated sequence of a race horse galloping. Photos taken by Eadweard Muybridge (died 1904), first published in 1887 at Philadelphia (Animal Locomotion). (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor, “Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?”

“Sadness,” said the student.

“And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?”

“Elation.”

“And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?”

“I believe that would be giddy up…”

9 Responses to “Joke 368”

  1. Hattie March 26, 2012 at 06:20 #

    Is there anything more beautiful than a horse in full gallop?

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    • Tilly Bud March 29, 2012 at 10:23 #

      A Malteser in full gallop from my hand to my mouth 🙂

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  2. Madeleine Begun Kane March 26, 2012 at 08:05 #

    LOL! Very cute!

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  3. restlessjo March 26, 2012 at 08:08 #

    Dear me! Slow this morning- I had to read it twice. Must be the unaccustomed March sunshine.

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  4. Pseu March 26, 2012 at 10:15 #

    Giddy up indeed! 🙂

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  5. judithatwood March 26, 2012 at 11:47 #

    Hah! Heeheeheeheeheeheehe!

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  6. robincoyle March 26, 2012 at 15:42 #

    My kind of humor!

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  7. Aspergers Girls March 26, 2012 at 20:48 #

    That moving horse is cool! You might get a kick out of my Day 57 post. Thanks for all the continued laughs. 🙂 ~ Sam

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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