Joke 372

30 Mar
Africa

Africa (Photo credit: cliff1066™)

Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted.

The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

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12 Responses to “Joke 372”

  1. judithatwood March 30, 2012 at 04:27 #

    Another good one!!!

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  2. adinparadise March 30, 2012 at 05:23 #

    Thanks for the laugh, Tilly. 😉 Have a great weekend.

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  3. hellenjc March 30, 2012 at 07:19 #

    Very ture!! and could have worked the other way round too!

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    • hellenjc March 30, 2012 at 07:19 #

      Or true even…well it IS early morning here in the UK !

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      • Tilly Bud March 30, 2012 at 10:41 #

        A sel-correcting commenter – my favourite kind 🙂

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        • Tilly Bud March 30, 2012 at 10:41 #

          lololol! I swear that typo was not deliberate!

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  4. granny1947 March 30, 2012 at 10:39 #

    Hehehe…needed that smile today.

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  5. artjen1971 March 31, 2012 at 12:38 #

    Interesting how only men advertise for wives, though…I don’t often see women desperate enough to mail away for a husband. 🙂

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    • Tilly Bud April 1, 2012 at 14:00 #

      Sshh! It’s a secret we women never share.

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  6. robincoyle April 1, 2012 at 02:55 #

    bahahahah

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