Joke 406

3 May
Diagram showing the major parts of a modern in...

Diagram showing the major parts of a modern incandescent light bulb. Glass bulb Inert gas Tungsten filament Contact wire (goes to foot) Contact wire (goes to base) Support wires Glass mount/support Base contact wire Screw threads Insulation Electrical foot contact (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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How many A-List actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One: they hold it up and the world revolves around them.

How many studio executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don’t know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulb is IN and it’s staying IN!

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8 Responses to “Joke 406”

  1. adinparadise May 3, 2012 at 08:37 #

    How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, as it’s never been done. 😉

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  2. Pseu May 3, 2012 at 09:06 #

    How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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    • vivinfrance May 3, 2012 at 11:00 #

      Answer, please… 😀

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    • Pseu May 3, 2012 at 13:45 #

      How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

      WHO WANTS TO KNOW????

      ( 🙂 )

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  3. viveka May 3, 2012 at 14:16 #

    Brilliant … !!!!!

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  4. sanstorm May 4, 2012 at 22:41 #

    How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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