Thanks, Michelle, for this one:
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
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Thanks, Michelle, for this one:
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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haha
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I don’t know how to respond.
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funny.Ha ! ha!
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They’re getting worse by the day, Tilly. 😉
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Groan! I think that one is as old as the photo, mind you, it did cause me to smile.
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Tilly … ???!!!!
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Even this one made me groan, and that’s saying something.
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Iris was particularly bad.
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Haha, it’s so bad it’s good!
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It’s one of my favourites! Pseu has a Malteser eaten in her honour for an even worse joke than this one.
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