Joke 440

6 Jun


English: Tennis racket and ball 日本語: テニスラケットとボール

English: Tennis racket and ball 日本語: テニスラケットとボール (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to my friend Cliff for this one.


I just got back from my mate’s funeral.  He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.

It was a lovely service.


15 Responses to “Joke 440”

  1. slpmartin June 6, 2012 at 05:02 #

    Mortuaries are such a racket.


    • Tilly Bud June 6, 2012 at 11:56 #

      Hehehe! Yo get a rare third laugh for that one 😀


  2. judithatwood June 6, 2012 at 05:11 #

    P-EW! So bad it’s good! 😎


  3. misswhiplash June 6, 2012 at 06:51 #

    Agggghhhh! I should have seen that one coming!


    • Tilly Bud June 6, 2012 at 11:59 #

      Don’t feel bad – nobody saw it coming 🙂


  4. viveka June 6, 2012 at 09:31 #

    Tilly …. TILLY! where do you find them ???? *smile … This is so bad it’s good … like Judith wrote.


  5. grannymar June 6, 2012 at 14:01 #



  6. RoryBore June 6, 2012 at 14:26 #

    ah crap….I’m embarrassed to say it took me a moment. not aces! 🙂


  7. lanceleuven June 6, 2012 at 18:11 #

    Hah ha! Nice one.


  8. Katherine Gordy Levine June 6, 2012 at 22:35 #

    Have you heard this one It was sent to me by a high school friend. Would love to pin some of yours, but want permission first.


  9. Sam June 7, 2012 at 06:27 #

    I came across your site while I was reading an article on another. While I don’t quite get the jokes, I enjoyed reading them. Keep it up and all the best!


  10. Pseu June 8, 2012 at 12:34 #

    Was he highly strung?


  11. Perfecting Motherhood June 10, 2012 at 00:13 #

    Haha, I had to read it twice to get it. It’s been a long time since I watched tennis…


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