Joke 649

1 Jan

New Year Cartoon Joke

Happy New Year to all of my readers!

May you laugh long and hard in 2013, and not in a crazy way.

*Shumone obvushly had a drinkipoos when they wrote thish

  • A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  • My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic.  I’m going to keep my cup half-full – with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
  • My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
  • I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.

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14 Responses to “Joke 649”

  1. slpmartin January 1, 2013 at 04:23 #

    Happy New Year…wait…it’s only 7:22 PM here…oh well…I’ve said it already…Happy New Year to you and yours!

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  2. jmgoyder January 1, 2013 at 05:18 #

    Happy New Year to you my daily cheerer upper!

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  3. terry1954 January 1, 2013 at 05:30 #

    Happy New Year

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  4. adinparadise January 1, 2013 at 05:38 #

    Happy New Year, Tilly. 🙂

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  5. Katharine Trauger January 1, 2013 at 05:55 #

    Cute! 😉 Happy New Year to you, too, Linda!

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  6. vivinfrance January 1, 2013 at 08:55 #

    HNY to all the Buds and here’s to another year of belly/Tilly laughs.
    PS I like the cat one best.

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  7. sonofwalt January 1, 2013 at 09:51 #

    Happy New Year! I’m going for option B!

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  8. Pseu January 1, 2013 at 12:38 #

    I resolved to get fitter, drink less and be kind every day.

    Then I read this: “Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.”
    – John Selden,
    English Jurist

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  9. sanstorm January 1, 2013 at 15:03 #

    HNY Tilly Bud.
    Thanks for the New Year gags. I’ll likely forget them for next year though.
    🙂

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  10. mairedubhtx January 1, 2013 at 15:05 #

    Love the New Year’s jokes. Happy New Year, Linda!

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  11. viveka January 1, 2013 at 18:47 #

    I remember 2012 like it was yesterday. – Brilliant! And the last picture …. buy a bigger basket.

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  12. The Wanderlust Gene January 2, 2013 at 04:45 #

    Such fun, as always Tilly – Happy New Year to you too 🙂

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  13. Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife January 2, 2013 at 11:05 #

    Happy New Year to all of you, my lovely readers!

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  14. Grannymar January 2, 2013 at 22:04 #

    Belated Happy New Year, Tilly. I hope it is a good one for you and yours!

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.