Joke 678

30 Jan
Escargot

Escargot (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A couple were having a party at their house.  An hour before the party the woman found out that she still needed escargots, so she sent her husband out for them.

He was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time.  He stopped at a bar on the way.  An hour and a half later he looked at his watch and realized that the party must already have started.

He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home.  He tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him, but at that moment she came out.

He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, “Come on guys, we’re almost there.”

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17 Responses to “Joke 678”

  1. siggiofmaine January 30, 2013 at 04:09 #

    SIGH…but I think I know that man!

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  2. adinparadise January 30, 2013 at 04:14 #

    Nightie-night, Tilly. 😀

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  3. slpmartin January 30, 2013 at 04:35 #

    Falls under the ‘good tries’ category. 🙂

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  4. vivinfrance January 30, 2013 at 08:33 #

    Groan. Men are good excuses – they get lots of practice!

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  5. misswhiplash January 30, 2013 at 09:42 #

    He walked home at a snail-pace then

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  6. viveka January 30, 2013 at 14:06 #

    One of my favorites, great joke …. here is my version http://wp.me/p293Pw-2HH

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  7. sharechair January 30, 2013 at 14:48 #

    He’s a quick thinker!

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  8. ecofinanalysis January 30, 2013 at 15:06 #

    Tactician…

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  9. Grannymar January 30, 2013 at 22:06 #

    A slow race.

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  10. Robin Coyle January 30, 2013 at 22:58 #

    You made me snort.

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  11. Perfecting Motherhood January 31, 2013 at 07:35 #

    Such a slug…

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