Two Snowflake Panic Attack

8 Feb
Smile!

Smile! (Photo credit: GREATONE!)

The searches which find my blog were rather dull in the run-up to Christmas, but they picked up again in January.

Here are some of my favourites.

You’ve Come To The Right Place

  • saggy women
  • camel-butt-shaped-girl
  • crazy person smiling
  • images of people frustrated in front of their computers
  • screw funny
  • husband and wife arguing

Makes Sense

  • disney characters taught us the wrong things
  • annoyed switchboard operator
  • receptionists rule
  • kid got bit on butt by donkey
  • sandra bullock sex change

Say What?

  • ugliest fog

    Donkey Butt

    Donkey Butt (Photo credit: Gallery32/ Trina Baker)

  • martin man with messed up teeth
  • famous armpits
  • mona lisa spaceship
  • two snowflake panic attack
  • huge yellow anaconda for sale
  • dear parents quotes with something about a pipe
  • images of two lady while doing shopping of gold jewellery in cartoon form

I Heard What You Said But I Know What You Meant

  • midsummer night’s dream bottom makeup

Sounds Like A Good Idea

  • “belly laugh day”
  • toilet that cleans your bum
  • fly me to the moon laughing
  • cute buttocks
  • symptoms of anaemia funny

I’m Afraid To Ask

  • paintings of dead man in a coffin
  • hirsutism in hand 
  • funny gynaecology
  • hairy tube
  • disgusting toes
  • how wide can julia roberts yawn
  • harry armpit
  • longest underarm hair in the world

Weird And He Can’t Spell (You Just Know It’s A ‘He’)

  • hairy armpit fetis
  • carnoot santa

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34 Responses to “Two Snowflake Panic Attack”

  1. mairedubhtx February 8, 2013 at 15:51 #

    These searches are just bizarre!

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  2. adinparadise February 8, 2013 at 16:08 #

    Hehehe. You sure know how to attract people. 😀

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  3. Laurie Nichols February 8, 2013 at 16:13 #

    There are some unique individuals that inhabit our world.

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  4. slpmartin February 8, 2013 at 16:47 #

    Oh my Reebok sales must be down.

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  5. fransiweinstein February 8, 2013 at 17:04 #

    HaHa! Just for the record there are toilets that clean your bum. The brand bame is Toto. Still don’t know how any of those searches led to your blog. You should publish a book of them.

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  6. vivinfrance February 8, 2013 at 17:17 #

    We followers keep strange company.

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  7. SchmidleysScribbling February 8, 2013 at 17:46 #

    My goodness, I thought the video was James and the Giant Peach. I am worried about you now. Dianne

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  8. WomanBitesDog February 8, 2013 at 18:57 #

    Weird!

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  9. Perfecting Motherhood February 8, 2013 at 19:19 #

    Camel-butt-shaped-girl??? Do I need to google it to see what I’m supposed to find?

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  10. Grannymar February 8, 2013 at 20:18 #

    I think I am glad not to have a search facility for my blog. I am happy with the real people who come my way.

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  11. viveka February 8, 2013 at 20:47 #

    I remember those belly commercial … they were on when I lived over there. Never liked them … and still don’t do – ugly thing really. The rest I didn’t understand much off neither – but I love the little dog picture.
    I wish a great weekend .. and the snowflakes attack’s they will pass.

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  12. terry1954 February 8, 2013 at 20:59 #

    wow those were interesting!!!!! lol

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  13. bevchen February 8, 2013 at 21:02 #

    HAHA, these are brilliant!!

    I’ve hardly had any good ones so far this year.

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  14. Tom (Aquatom1968) February 8, 2013 at 21:38 #

    A lot of armpit searchers are finding their way here, Tilly. I have people looking for traffic lights, or XXX (whatever that may be). I think Belly Laugh Day should become a national holiday.

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  15. kateshrewsday February 8, 2013 at 21:43 #

    A girl shaped like a camel butt takes some conjuring.

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  16. Elaine - I used to be indecisive February 8, 2013 at 22:41 #

    That’s a great collection! Famous armpits?? Really? Hee hee!

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  17. robincoyle February 8, 2013 at 23:45 #

    I’ve tried to find myself using some of the bizarre search engine terms that brought people to my blog. I can never find me . . . how do they?

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  18. Katharine Trauger February 9, 2013 at 07:25 #

    You know you deserve all the hirsutist fetists, for allowing someone to take that photo of your braided bed-do. 😉

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  19. sonofwalt February 9, 2013 at 08:24 #

    Wait. You mean you DON’T have a huge yellow anaconda for sale? Dang. I’m disappointed. Why are my searches never as interesting as yours?

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    […] Tilly Bud’s were better, but here are a few of my favourite search terms that people used to find me in the past month. Or, maybe they didn’t use them to find me. They used them; they found me. So, what did they want to know? […]

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