Two Snowflake Panic Attack

Smile! (Photo credit: GREATONE!)

The searches which find my blog were rather dull in the run-up to Christmas, but they picked up again in January.

Here are some of my favourites.

You’ve Come To The Right Place

• saggy women
• camel-butt-shaped-girl
• crazy person smiling
• images of people frustrated in front of their computers
• screw funny
• husband and wife arguing
  

Makes Sense

• disney characters taught us the wrong things
• annoyed switchboard operator
• receptionists rule
• kid got bit on butt by donkey
• sandra bullock sex change
  
  

Say What?

• ugliest fog
  

  Donkey Butt (Photo credit: Gallery32/ Trina Baker)

• martin man with messed up teeth
• famous armpits
• mona lisa spaceship
• two snowflake panic attack
• huge yellow anaconda for sale
• dear parents quotes with something about a pipe
• images of two lady while doing shopping of gold jewellery in cartoon form
  

I Heard What You Said But I Know What You Meant

• midsummer night’s dream bottom makeup

Sounds Like A Good Idea

• “belly laugh day”
• toilet that cleans your bum
• fly me to the moon laughing
• cute buttocks
• symptoms of anaemia funny
  

I’m Afraid To Ask

• paintings of dead man in a coffin
• hirsutism in hand 
• funny gynaecology
• hairy tube
• disgusting toes
• how wide can julia roberts yawn
• harry armpit
• longest underarm hair in the world
  

Weird And He Can’t Spell (You Just Know It’s A ‘He’)

• hairy armpit fetis
• carnoot santa

Joke 687

Time for some old groaners:

Funny Fish Cartoon (Photo credit: Mr. Daniel Ted Feliciano)

• What did the sardine call the submarine?  A can of people
• What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?  You can’t tuna fish
• What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?  A beer-a-cuda
• Where do fish parts come from?  Finland
• Which fish dresses the best?  The Swordfish – it always looks sharp
• What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?  Monkfish
• What kind of fish will help you hear better?  A herring aid
  

  fish (Photo credit: mary hodder)

• What do romantic fish sing to each other?  Salmon-chanted evening
• What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?  The Codfather
• Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?  If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot
• Which fish can perform operations?  A Sturgeon
• What’s a sea serpent’s favourite meal?  Fish and ships
• Where do fish wash?  In a river basin
• Why are fish so gullible?  They fall for things hook, line and sinker
• Where do little fishes go every morning?  To plaice school

fish on the old Barbies (Photo credit: forkergirl)

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