Daily Prompt: All About Me

All about me are full of coughs, colds and headaches.  I’b goid the same way.  

Poster encouraging citizens to “Consult your Physician” for treatment of the common cold (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Expect the occasional terror to crepe into my tie pin.

You no WHatI’m all about hat the moment?  Self-pity.  At list thAt way I get a party.

Sea you on the other side.

Joke 691

From Twitter Yesterday (via The Huffington Post):

Image via CrunchBase

Do people on Twitter make jokes about news events? Is the Pope Catholic?

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@sixthformpoet

Sixth Form Poet

The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter.

English: Logo of The Huffington Post (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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@amateursuman

Suman Biswas

Now the Pope’s resigning? This horsemeat scandal is bigger than I thought.  [See?  I was right!  You heard it here first]

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@DeborahJaneOrr

Deborah Orr

Oh, hang on. He’s just giving it up for lent.

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@adamhillscomedy

Adam Hills

The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict.

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@simonblackwell

Simon Blackwell

Pope’s annual assessment obviously went really badly.

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@realLeeNelson

Lee Nelson

BREAKING: The #Pope is to leave Vatican City and join Vatican United #transfernews