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12 Feb

All about me are full of coughs, colds and headaches.  I’b goid the same way.  

Poster encouraging citizens to "Consult y...

Poster encouraging citizens to “Consult your Physician” for treatment of the common cold (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Expect the occasional terror to crepe into my tie pin.

You no WHatI’m all about hat the moment?  Self-pity.  At list thAt way I get a party.

Sea you on the other side.

Joke 691

12 Feb

From Twitter Yesterday (via The Huffington Post):

Image representing Twitter as depicted in Crun...

Image via CrunchBase

Do people on Twitter make jokes about news events? Is the Pope Catholic?

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@sixthformpoet

Sixth Form Poet
The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter.
English: Logo of The Huffington Post

English: Logo of The Huffington Post (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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Suman Biswas
Now the Pope’s resigning? This horsemeat scandal is bigger than I thought.  [See?  I was right!  You heard it here first]
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Deborah Orr
Oh, hang on. He’s just giving it up for lent.
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Adam Hills
The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict.
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Simon Blackwell
Pope’s annual assessment obviously went really badly.
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Lee Nelson
BREAKING: The #Pope is to leave Vatican City and join Vatican United #transfernews
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