Two kids are talking to each other. One says, “I’m really worried. My Dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My Mum spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
The other kid says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
The first kid says, “What if they try to escape?”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Hmmm…the life of a kid in a “me” world. 🙂
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no luck, the got deadbolts on the doors and nailed the windows shut. i aint goin nowhere!
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You must be doing something right. Silly girl. Foul up, like me, and they’re pushing you out 🙂
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Hehehe…love it.
I can’t believe you don’t have a sabre!!!!
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Go figure 🙂
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Funny x 2! 😀
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