Six Six-Word Saturdays

Another migraine.  Feeling blue.  Fed up.

Self-pity: getting good at it.

Trying to think of funny things

for you to laugh at today.

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That last one was cheating, yes.

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Joke 163

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up?”

The Lord said, “No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look good. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, an ambulance killed her.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn’t you pull me out of the path of that ambulance?”

The Lord replied, “My child, I didn’t recognize you.”