It seems that you all don’t think like I think, so here’s an explanation of this morning’s post:
Wheel: a round thing beloved of cavemen.
Horse: around. Thing beloved of cavemen and women.
Communists: angry people who live together; either all employed (Soviet) or all unemployed (hippies).
Romanovs: murdered Russians related to Prince Philip.
1917: Russian Revolution and Julie Christie rocking a fur hat.
1989: demise of Communism and die-hard (John McCleansky) Communists (hated oligarchs hoarding all the money), making way for rise of Russian Mafia (hated oligarchs hoarding all the money).
Mandy Rice-Davies: slept with Communist and cabinet minister (not at the same time: she is British, after all), bringing down the British government in 1963 (the year I was born. Coincidence…?). Famous for:
While giving evidence at the trial of Stephen Ward, charged with living off the immoral earnings of Keeler and Rice-Davies, the latter made a famous riposte. When the prosecuting counsel pointed out that Lord Astor denied an affair or having even met her, she replied, “Well, he would, wouldn’t he?” (often misquoted as “Well he would say that, wouldn’t he?”).[By 1979 this phrase had entered the third edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations. From Wikipedia
November: eleventh month; less popular than October, which is why the Communists chose it (or not; can’t remember which way round it goes) over November for their revolution. Ask their calendar, if the Mafia haven’t stolen them all.
Voice off: Robin, of Batman and.
The hood: as in Robin, famous communist of Nottingham fame. Loves Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and blows in his ear/as in neighbourhood.
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Hope that clears everything up for you!
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