Joke 37

30 Apr

Two vampires are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, “Oh, I’m really thirsty for some fresh blood.”

The other vampire says, “Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can’t be exposed to any light – you know we’ll die.”

“Yeah, I know,” says the first vampire, “but I’m really starving for it.”

So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.

“You lucky thing. Where’d you find blood that quick?” asked the second vampire.

“You see that tree over there in the distance?” mumbled the vampire, his mouth full of blood.

“Yeah, I think I do!”

“Well, I didn’t.”

5 Responses to “Joke 37”

  1. Cindy April 30, 2011 at 06:45 #



  2. kateshrewsday April 30, 2011 at 07:39 #

    I love all things vampire. Even all things stupid vampire.


  3. musings April 30, 2011 at 08:01 #



  4. slpmartin May 1, 2011 at 03:19 #

    Oh…now that was cute.



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