Joke 118

20 Jul

This one is courtesy of Viv in France.  Another one so close to the truth, it hurts.

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:

‘Would you like dinner?’ the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.

‘What are my choices?’ the man asked.

‘Yes or no,’ she replied.

17 Responses to “Joke 118”

  1. vivienne Blake July 20, 2011 at 06:45 #

    Thanks for the plug. 🙂


  2. Cindy July 20, 2011 at 07:08 #

    Am sending you another one.


  3. siggiofmaine July 20, 2011 at 07:15 #

    I love airplane joke…another chuckle to send me off to a happy dreamland ! Thanks.☺.

    ☮ ♥ Siggi in Downeast Maine


  4. sarsm July 20, 2011 at 07:19 #

    Can you believe we’ve been doing this for 118 days?


    • Tilly Bud July 20, 2011 at 11:25 #

      I know! Thanks for twisting my arm up my back. I’m loving it 🙂


  5. wanggits July 20, 2011 at 07:24 #

    keep laughing !! i will keep coming back to join you !! love your blog 🙂


    • Tilly Bud July 20, 2011 at 11:25 #

      Thanks. 🙂

      Sorry, no link to your blog or I’d return the visit.


  6. misswhiplash July 20, 2011 at 08:20 #

    Great stuff..Laughter is always the best medicine and true life is always a good laugh!


  7. musings July 20, 2011 at 08:50 #

    Love this and too true. If I got a meal on an airplane these days, I would just be grateful no matter what it was.


  8. Paula Tohline Calhoun July 20, 2011 at 10:04 #

    Yep! Both true, but also funny. . . I thought the guy’s answer, after the attendant gave him his choices (chicken or fish) would be something like, “I thought you asked if I would LIKE dinner?”


  9. nrhatch July 20, 2011 at 13:28 #

    Dinner choices: Take it or Leave it. 😀


  10. slpmartin July 20, 2011 at 16:23 #

    Now that joke is more truth than fiction.


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