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Another quite week for challenges.  Quiet, even.  Quite. 

Blame the summer holidays; I do.  It’s difficult to be self-obsessed when the house is full of children demanding food and making me proud.

Which reminds me: apologies for overloading you with posts yesterday…ah, who am I kidding?  I’ll be doing the same thing next year when he takes the bulk of his GCSEs.  You might as well get used to it.

Here’s where I’m at:

Find another 64 challenges for the list.  (27/64)

This number hasn’t moved for months.  As I have a raft of new readers, I’ll throw the floor open to suggestions again.  One caveat: they must be cheap or free.

Reach 30,000 comments on my blog (13,020/30,000)

I reached my original target of 13,000 yesterday.  The exciting bit was actually seeing ‘13,000 Comments’ on my Home Page.  What can I say?  I live a dull life.

Less than a third of the way in, I feel it was right to up the target to 30,000.  However, if I do some rapid maths which make my head hurt because maths really isn’t my thing, I suspect the new number is still too low.

Any suggestions for a realistic target?

Yoda Gangster And The Laughing Rat

Image via Wikipedia

It’s searches that found me time again; doesn’t it come around quickly?

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Things I’d Like To See

• yoda gangster
• tap dancing bird
• laughing rat
• kitten frowning

Things I Wouldn’t Like To See

• boris johnson as a child
• cartoon passed out from fart
• uma thurman severed head
• crazy looking spiders
• fat guys with bad teeth
• megalomaniac wine photos
• knickerless can-can
• time to eat clock for cats cartoon

Well That Explains A Lot

• dinosaurs miss ark
• penguins can smell toothpaste
• do not frown you never know who is
• dont trust loughing women

From The ‘Need To Get A Life’ Brigade

• before and after – cleaning clothing
• “what have you got against the letter s”
• how to use the work phone

Bet They Were Surprised To Find Themselves Here

• sex.rumhub.com
• free porn cartoons

Again With The Legs

• huge leg elderly
• broken leg girl
• father wooden leg

This Search Makes Sense

• aged mother cartoon

I Wonder If Scientists Know This?

• cartoon causes low birth rate
• richard bacon is a jerk
• noah the arc

Or If They Can Do This?

• i want a frog biology

Spelling Matters, Especially For A Little Town In Cheshire

• hurricane irene channel 7 eye widnes news

Finally!

• ok, time to panic

Joke 155

I’m taking the internet’s word for it that the language used in this joke is genuine.

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Brits are waiting.

“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.

The Brits just stare at him.

“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries.  The two continue to stare.

“Parlare Italiano?” No response.

“Hablan ustedes Espanol?”  Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.  The first Brit turns to the second and says, “Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”

“Why?” asks the other.  “That guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”

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