I don’t know who this fella is, but I think he’s broken. No whole person would put together that ensemble, and then go out in public.
Ouch…
6 AugSomeone should’ve mentioned the broken toilet.
It’s not the actual toilet that’s broken; it’s one of the hinges. But when you find your legs in the air and your bum wedged ‘twixt bowl and seat, that’s kind of a moot point.
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Tags: Humor, Humour, postaday2011, Six Word Saturday, Toilets
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Joke 135
6 AugI wouldn’t say I was a bad cook, but my family’s favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
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