“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
— Dave Barry
“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.”
— Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
“You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.”
— Nora Ephron
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
— Robert A. Heinlein
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.”
— Gene Hill
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
— Aldous Huxley
“Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.”
— Holbrook Jackson
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
— Ben Williams
“Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.”
— Unknown
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