Joke 216

26 Oct

Thanks to Michelle in South Africa for this one.

My mate’s wife left him last Thursday; she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never came back.

I asked him how he was coping and he said, “Not bad, I’ve been using that powdered stuff.”

 

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8 Responses to “Joke 216”

  1. Cindy October 26, 2011 at 05:42 #

    Remember the Cremora ad? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_t15vNuXP0

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    • Tilly Bud October 26, 2011 at 11:29 #

      lol! It’s not inside it’s onnnnnnnntop!! I had great fun going through these; especially the Nando’s ads. Thanks 🙂

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  2. Fi (Wonderfully Wired Mum) October 26, 2011 at 05:44 #

    Thank you Tilly…..I so badly needed that smile today xxx

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    • Tilly Bud October 26, 2011 at 11:32 #

      Always a pleasure to oblige. Watch some of the adverts from the link Cindy posted; you’ll be smiling all day 🙂

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  3. Kay's Musings October 26, 2011 at 06:47 #

    Thank you for this chuckle! I guess that would be a marriage not made in heaven.

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  4. kateshrewsday October 26, 2011 at 19:59 #

    😀 Brilliant. Les get our priorities right.

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  5. nrhatch October 27, 2011 at 03:09 #

    Muahahaha! 😛

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.