Joke 281

30 Dec

Today’s news: Police reinforcements were called to a day care centre.  A three-year-old was resisting a rest.

8 Responses to “Joke 281”

  1. vivinfrance December 30, 2011 at 08:34 #

    I hope you liked your Christmas number 1? (I didn’t know it was going to be No.1 when I sent it to you)

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    • Tilly Bud December 31, 2011 at 13:41 #

      Thank you, we did. You helped make it Number 1.

      I hope you got my email thanking you?

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  2. misswhiplash December 30, 2011 at 10:02 #

    loved the first one not too sure about the second. I did not grasp the meaning!! Old age does that for you….

    Happy New Year sweet lady

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    • Tilly Bud December 31, 2011 at 13:42 #

      And to you, double sweet lady 🙂

      The door sign refers to the terrible Christmas Muzak played in every shop in the land during Decemeber.

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  3. Gobetween December 30, 2011 at 12:17 #

    I liked the first joke too also not sure about the second.

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  4. SchmidleysScribbling December 30, 2011 at 15:57 #

    Ho HO Hum. Dianne

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  5. Grannymar December 30, 2011 at 21:34 #

    Thankfully I spent very little time in the shops pre festivities so was not force fed the piped Christmas music.

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