Today’s news: Police reinforcements were called to a day care centre. A three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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- It’s Been A While… March 30, 2020
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I hope you liked your Christmas number 1? (I didn’t know it was going to be No.1 when I sent it to you)
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Thank you, we did. You helped make it Number 1.
I hope you got my email thanking you?
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loved the first one not too sure about the second. I did not grasp the meaning!! Old age does that for you….
Happy New Year sweet lady
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And to you, double sweet lady 🙂
The door sign refers to the terrible Christmas Muzak played in every shop in the land during Decemeber.
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I liked the first joke too also not sure about the second.
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Ho HO Hum. Dianne
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Thankfully I spent very little time in the shops pre festivities so was not force fed the piped Christmas music.
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Clever Grannymar!
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