Jacob put his hand up in class.
“Yes, Jacob, what is it?” asked the teacher.
“I don’t want to worry you, Miss, but my Dad said if I don’t get better marks, someone is going to get a hiding.”
8 Responses to “Joke 312”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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The Laughing Housewife 
Good one! I love your sense of humor!
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Thank you!
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Poor Jacob. He sill has a lot to learn!
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ROFL!
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These are a grade pity!
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Do you know my grandson Jacob??
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Sounds like when my son told me there is no class because the teachers are tired from the school activity the previous day, I almost fell on the trap and would have believed him except that my daughter who is in the lower grade level was insisting that there is class…Kids never fail to find reasons… 🙂
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Naughty! 😀
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