English: Tennis racket and ball 日本語: テニスラケットとボール (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Thanks to my friend Cliff for this one.
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I just got back from my mate’s funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
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15 Responses to “Joke 440”
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The Laughing Housewife 
Mortuaries are such a racket.
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Hehehe! Yo get a rare third laugh for that one 😀
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P-EW! So bad it’s good! 😎
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That’s the best kind 🙂
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Agggghhhh! I should have seen that one coming!
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Don’t feel bad – nobody saw it coming 🙂
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Tilly …. TILLY! where do you find them ???? *smile … This is so bad it’s good … like Judith wrote.
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😀
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ah crap….I’m embarrassed to say it took me a moment. not aces! 🙂
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Hah ha! Nice one.
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Have you heard this one http://pinterest.com/pin/147141112795959167/ It was sent to me by a high school friend. Would love to pin some of yours, but want permission first.
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I came across your site while I was reading an article on another. While I don’t quite get the jokes, I enjoyed reading them. Keep it up and all the best!
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Was he highly strung?
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😀
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Haha, I had to read it twice to get it. It’s been a long time since I watched tennis…
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