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17 Jul

Had a lovely day with visitors from my past so I haven’t had time to blog. I’m re-posting this one because it represents how I feel after a full day laughing and chatting and catching up.

The Laughing Housewife

Two nights of too little sleep = toenails embedded in my skull.

I look like this (but with hair and…ahem…padding):

I could drink tea all day, to keep me functioning:

But that would leave me a little grumpy:

I’m off to bed now, if I can just find the handle on this wall…

For Viewfromtheside‘s prompt: Feet & Weekly Photo Challenge: Faces

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Joke 481

17 Jul


English: A hot air balloon in flight at the Mi...

English: A hot air balloon in flight at the Mid-Hudson Valley balloon festival along the Hudson River in Poughkeepsie, New York (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Three men are in a hot-air balloon.   They find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.

One of the men says, “I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us.”

He leans over the basket and yells out, “Helllloooooo! Where are we?”  They hear the echo several times.

Fifteen minutes later, the men in the balloon hear an echoing voice: “Helllloooooo! You’re lost!!”

One of the men says, “That must be a Microsoft service tech!”

Puzzled, one of the other men asks, “Why do you say that?”

The man replies: “For three reasons: (1) He took a long time to answer (2) He was absolutely correct and (3) His answer was absolutely useless.”

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