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The Morning After
18 JulI had a lovely visit yesterday from an old friend. All we did was laugh and chat. This was us yesterday:
This is me today:
A face only a Hub could love
I had intended to tell you all about it, but my knac has never felt so kered, so it will have to wait until tomorrow. It won’t be exciting: all we did was laugh and chat. I don’t know why I’m so tired this morning; all I drank was tea.
Joke 482
18 Julnumber 8 (Photo credit: Leo Reynolds)
I love to encourage young talent, so please enjoy today’s joke from the eight-year old daughter of Raccoon Ridge Ramblings.
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Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: “Nice belt!”
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This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
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