Joke 582

26 Oct

One from punoftheday.

English: Small vacuum cleaner

English: Small vacuum cleaner (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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My mate swallowed a cordless vacuum cleaner.

I took him to hospital and he is picking up nicely.

 

 

 

 

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12 Responses to “Joke 582”

  1. terry1954 October 26, 2012 at 06:00 #

    haha!!!

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  2. sharechair October 26, 2012 at 11:20 #

    That’s a lot to swallow.

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  3. adinparadise October 26, 2012 at 13:22 #

    Oh noooooo!!!!!! 😆

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  4. Al October 26, 2012 at 14:12 #

    At least your jokes aren’t dirty.

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  5. Viveka October 26, 2012 at 20:23 #

    Tilly, Tilly …. Linda you’re priceless … !

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  6. Grannymar October 26, 2012 at 20:36 #

    😆

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  7. Helen Cherry October 26, 2012 at 23:37 #

    😀

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  8. judithatwood October 27, 2012 at 01:08 #

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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  9. Three Well Beings October 28, 2012 at 01:53 #

    First I groaned….and then I laughed! 🙂

    Like

I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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