Joke 587

31 Oct


Parrot icon

Parrot icon (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A woman was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”  The woman was furious.  She stormed past the store to her work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”  She was incredibly annoyed now.

The next day the same parrot again said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”

The woman was so annoyed that she went into the store and warned she would sue the store and have the bird put down.  The store manager apologised profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.

When the woman walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, “Hey lady…”

She paused and said,”Yes?”

The bird said, “You know.”


10 Responses to “Joke 587”

  1. terry1954 October 31, 2012 at 04:04 #

    that was cute!


  2. slpmartin October 31, 2012 at 04:15 #

    Nicely done!


  3. viveka October 31, 2012 at 09:43 #

    Great one again …. then they say birds are stupid.


  4. misswhiplashmisswhiplash October 31, 2012 at 09:45 #

    washed bird-brain


  5. sharechair October 31, 2012 at 10:59 #

    I knew someone once who owned a parrot with an extraordinary vocabulary. I have to say, it was kind of creepy.


  6. idiosyncratic eye October 31, 2012 at 11:31 #

    The world has sunk to new depths if you can be abused by a parrot when walking down the street. 🙂


  7. Grannymar October 31, 2012 at 16:51 #

    I know what I would like to do with that parrot!


  8. adinparadise October 31, 2012 at 17:05 #

    Cheeky bird! 🙂


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