Quote…Unquote
- Never judge a book by its movie. JW Eagan
- Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it. Cullen Hightower
- If you haven’t found something strange during the day, it hasn’t been much of a day. John A. Wheeler
- She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx
- My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. Rodney Dangerfield
- Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives. Sue Murphy
- Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. Ernest Benn
- Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done. Andy Rooney
- The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. Alfred Hitchcock
- The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. Ronald Reagan
- There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers
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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side. Hunter S. Thompson
Oh there are some very good ones in this list.
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There is too much truth in some of tgese. Please block them out with maltesers.
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A succession of gems (a necklace?) . My favourite: “Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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One of those that needs hiding, just too real for words!
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I’m all for changing the locks!
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I really liked “Never judge a book by its movie.”
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Totally hilarious. Hubs likes the Hitchcock the best. Thanks for a decent laugh!!! 😆
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Great … and funny. Looking forward to the film about Alfred Hitchcock by the way – great actors, Hopkins and Mirren.
My favorite: Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson
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“Never judge a book by its movie.” That is brillaint!
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You’d think when one was depressed the first thing they’d look at is the jokes you send… sorry… you can see I’m catching up…and this one is a winner in my book ! Thanks.
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