Men are from Google, Women are from Yahoo! (Photo credit: inju)
Rules That Men Wished Women Knew
- Don’t cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it.
- Birthdays, Valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present…again!
- If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
- Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
- Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
- Dogs are better than ANY cats.
- Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
- Shopping is not a sport.
- Anything you wear is fine. Really.
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes.
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
- No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
- Most blokes own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
- Yes, No and Mmm are perfectly acceptable answers.
- Check your oil. It is an essential part of the car.
- Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
- Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
- When we are in bed and look tired this means that we are tired and does not mean that we want to discuss the relationship.
- If you want some dessert after a meal – order some. You don’t have to finish it. You can just taste it if you like but don’t say “No, I couldn’t/shouldn’t/don’t want any” and then eat half of mine.
- If you’re on a diet it doesn’t mean my meals should be rabbit-food nouvelle-cuisine style. A man’s four essential food groups are: white meat, red meat, cold beer and more cold beer. Please ensure all meals contain a good balance of the above in good quantities – everything else falls under the category ‘garnish’.
- Do not question our sense of direction.
Tags: 2013, Daily Post, Humor, Humour, Joke, Marriage, postaday, Rules
Brilliant!
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Ah…something from the male perspective…did the hub approve this list? 🙂
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The Hub wasn’t given permission to approve this list 🙂
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those were so awesome!!!
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😀
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HA! Mind if I copypaste this and send to my hubs?
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Help yourself! Sharing the laughter is what it’s all about 🙂
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Usually if I want the dessert I order it and let Art finish it.
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Sensible 🙂
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I’ll tell Cyclo he ought to think a dog better than a cat, but some how I don’t think I’ll change his mind….
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My second ex truly believed dogs were better than cats. He let me take the cat when he kicked me out, but not any of the dogs.
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😦
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I’d like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for getting these out there. It means so much more coming from a woman.
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As Al above posted, thanks for giving this list from a lady’s blog. However you missed out the two sweetest words men like to hear from their lady, no it’s not I love you, that’s three words. A simple yes dear is what we always long to hear. 😛
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But you never will 🙂
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Ha! My husband would love to see this!
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This one is oddly sweet: Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
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