French is Funnier (Photo credit: cpedraza_ca)
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese
Q: Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?
A: R’n’Brie
Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar few pounds
Q: What is a cannibal’s favourite cheese?
A: Limburger
Q: Which is the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it is holy
Q: Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
A: Ask Cheese
Q: What group of cheese has been known to fly?
A: Curds of prey
Q: What does someone in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie
Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
A: Moatzeralla
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The Laughing Housewife 
Ha. “moatzerella” is my favourite. But I LOVE brie. cannot buy it very often or I would be doing that shopping spree for larger clothes forever. it’s so good warmed up and sliced with pear and put on french bread. #foodgasm
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That fabulous last word only applies to lobster and chocolate
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Cheddar, Leicestershire, Gouda for me; and Cheshire for the excitement 🙂
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Cheese-whiz that was funny,.
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😀
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Very good. Curds of prey was my favourite I think, but lots of clever ones there. I struggled with Nacho Cheese for ages, then realised that pronouncing Nacho in a Scottish accent wasn’t working! 🙂
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I still couldn’t make it work. What is Nacho Cheese?
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‘Not yo cheese!’
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Oops! I meant yo’
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I cannot eat cheese, any chance of a Malteser?
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Slim to none in this house 😀
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The “Nacho Cheese” was my favorite. Thanks for the chuckle from right here in genuine cheesehead country:)
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Cheesehead country? I love it 🙂
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Cheeseheads are Wisconsonites.
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Ah! *files information away to trot out one day to impress friends*
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It’s not like you to tell cheesy jokes. 🙂
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Groaaaann! 😀
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*urk*
My contribution –
The tallest cheese? Stilt-on.
A radio active cheese dish? Marconi cheese.
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😀
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