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6 Aug

county-clean-fatberg-image1 (Photo credit: walt74)

This is probably the grossest thing I’ve ever read, so naturally I want to share it with you.

From Sky News:

 [A] 15-tonne mass of festering food fat mixed with wet wipes and sanitary products threatened to send raw sewage spurting onto the leafy streets of Kingston upon Thames.

“The sewer was almost completely clogged with over 15 tonnes of fat. If we hadn’t discovered it in time, raw sewage could have started spurting out of manholes across the whole of Kingston.

“It was so big it damaged the sewer and repairs will take up to six weeks.”

The foul blockage was discovered when residents of nearby flats complained they could not flush their toilets.

Mr Hailwood added: “Given we’ve got the biggest sewers and this is the biggest fatberg we’ve encountered, we reckon it has to be the biggest such berg in British history.”


All I can say is, I’m glad my London trip wasn’t last week; ’cause you know the Hub would have blamed it on me.

The fatberg was the size of a double-decker bus.  

Seriously, London: it’s time to diet.


Joke 866

6 Aug
  • Why are fish no good at tennis?   They don’t like to get too close to the net

    Funny Fish Cartoon

    Funny Fish Cartoon (Photo credit: Mr. Daniel Ted Feliciano)

  • Why did the optician go ice fishing?   He had perfect ice sight
  • There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.  Four fish got battered
  • What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?   A nervous wreck
  • What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?   Ray
  • What side of a fish has the most scales?   The outside
  • How do you post a fish?   You send it COD…or first bass mail
  • What do you use to cut the ocean?   A seasaw
  • Where do you go to meet the best fish?    It doesn’t matter – any old plaice will do
  • What kind of a fish does a Parrot sit on?   A Perch
  • What is a knight’s favourite fish?   A swordfish
  • What fish is best to have in a boat?   A Sailfish
  • How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?   Skates
  • How do a group of dolphins make a decision?   Flipper coin
  • Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?   No, they do everything on porpoise

From photosbykev


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