Joke 866

6 Aug
  • Why are fish no good at tennis?   They don’t like to get too close to the net

    Funny Fish Cartoon

    Funny Fish Cartoon (Photo credit: Mr. Daniel Ted Feliciano)

  • Why did the optician go ice fishing?   He had perfect ice sight
  • There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.  Four fish got battered
  • What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?   A nervous wreck
  • What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?   Ray
  • What side of a fish has the most scales?   The outside
  • How do you post a fish?   You send it COD…or first bass mail
  • What do you use to cut the ocean?   A seasaw
  • Where do you go to meet the best fish?    It doesn’t matter – any old plaice will do
  • What kind of a fish does a Parrot sit on?   A Perch
  • What is a knight’s favourite fish?   A swordfish
  • What fish is best to have in a boat?   A Sailfish
  • How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?   Skates
  • How do a group of dolphins make a decision?   Flipper coin
  • Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?   No, they do everything on porpoise

From photosbykev

 

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9 Responses to “Joke 866”

  1. Terry August 6, 2013 at 04:08 #

    good old fish jokes, yeah!!

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  2. slpmartin August 6, 2013 at 05:07 #

    Some interesting jokes in this series.

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  3. Musings August 6, 2013 at 06:00 #

    Thank you for the Monday chuckles!

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  4. Grannymar August 6, 2013 at 14:21 #

    Can you order things COD – Cash on delivery these days?

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  5. viveka August 6, 2013 at 16:17 #

    This is … very fishy *laughing …

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  6. Janie Jones August 8, 2013 at 15:37 #

    Those are chum funny jokes.

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  7. kiwidutch August 12, 2013 at 05:15 #

    With a few explanations (what COD means etc) Kiwi Daughter will LOVE these… Thanks!

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