Joke 866

• Why are fish no good at tennis?   They don’t like to get too close to the net
  

  Funny Fish Cartoon (Photo credit: Mr. Daniel Ted Feliciano)

• Why did the optician go ice fishing?   He had perfect ice sight
• There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.  Four fish got battered
• What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?   A nervous wreck
• What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?   Ray
• What side of a fish has the most scales?   The outside
• How do you post a fish?   You send it COD…or first bass mail
• What do you use to cut the ocean?   A seasaw
• Where do you go to meet the best fish?    It doesn’t matter – any old plaice will do
• What kind of a fish does a Parrot sit on?   A Perch
• What is a knight’s favourite fish?   A swordfish
• What fish is best to have in a boat?   A Sailfish
• How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?   Skates
• How do a group of dolphins make a decision?   Flipper coin
• Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?   No, they do everything on porpoise

From photosbykev