Joke 872

12 Aug
3 9 09 Bearman Cartoon City Council Job copy

3 9 09 Bearman Cartoon City Council Job copy (Photo credit: Bearman2007)

I left three notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend.  They say “Will”, “You” and “Me”.

That will keep her busy while I watch football on TV.


A couple enjoy a Saturday night drink.  Suddenly the wife says, ‘I love you.’

Her surprised husband asks, ‘Is that you or the wine talking?’

She replies, ‘This is me, talking to the wine.’


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4 Responses to “Joke 872”

  1. slpmartin August 12, 2013 at 04:35 #

    Oh…the last one was perfect!


  2. Terry August 12, 2013 at 17:55 #



  3. benzeknees August 12, 2013 at 21:47 #

    Three notes! ROFL!


  4. Katharine Trauger August 15, 2013 at 06:01 #

    Yeah! 🙂


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