3 9 09 Bearman Cartoon City Council Job copy (Photo credit: Bearman2007)
I left three notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend. They say “Will”, “You” and “Me”.
That will keep her busy while I watch football on TV.
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A couple enjoy a Saturday night drink. Suddenly the wife says, ‘I love you.’
Her surprised husband asks, ‘Is that you or the wine talking?’
She replies, ‘This is me, talking to the wine.’
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Oh…the last one was perfect!
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haha
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Three notes! ROFL!
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Yeah! 🙂
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