Joke 136

7 Aug

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

12 Responses to “Joke 136”

  1. barb19 August 7, 2011 at 05:45 #

    No that’s a good one Tilly!


  2. vivienne Blake August 7, 2011 at 07:45 #

    Two great ones. I bet that chap would have gone round correcting greengrocers’ apostophes. (Yes, all right, I do know he’s fictional)


  3. kateshrewsday August 7, 2011 at 09:52 #

    Phil almost got this one before he heard the punchline! Must be all that proof reading…


    • Tilly Bud August 7, 2011 at 09:55 #

      At least he’s a man with a worthwhile job 🙂


  4. mairedubhtx August 7, 2011 at 14:11 #

    These are my favorites.


  5. nrhatch August 7, 2011 at 15:42 #

    😀 x 2


  6. Pseu August 7, 2011 at 17:33 #

    Nice one.


  7. Alison August 8, 2011 at 08:40 #

    When I read this I thought of a story on the news this week about the new Superhero in Chatham … Grammar Man (it was in The Sun – google it) who goes around correcting grafitti! Apparently The Sun had a field day because he left a comment saying “you are murdering the English Language” and The Sun told its readers that the word language should not have a capital letter!


  8. Perfecting Motherhood August 11, 2011 at 07:43 #

    We so need that man to fix all mistyped signage!


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