What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
12 Responses to “Joke 136”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
No that’s a good one Tilly!
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Two great ones. I bet that chap would have gone round correcting greengrocers’ apostophes. (Yes, all right, I do know he’s fictional)
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I wish he was real!
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Phil almost got this one before he heard the punchline! Must be all that proof reading…
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At least he’s a man with a worthwhile job 🙂
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These are my favorites.
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Excellent! 😀
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😀 x 2
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Nice one.
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When I read this I thought of a story on the news this week about the new Superhero in Chatham … Grammar Man (it was in The Sun – google it) who goes around correcting grafitti! Apparently The Sun had a field day because he left a comment saying “you are murdering the English Language” and The Sun told its readers that the word language should not have a capital letter!
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lol! Brilliant!
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We so need that man to fix all mistyped signage!
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