Joke 169

9 Sep

Thanks to Michelle in South Africa for this one.

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.  “Give me one last request, dear,” he said.

“Of course, John,” his wife said softly.

“Six months after I die,” he said, “I want you to marry Bob.”

“But I thought you hated Bob?” she said.

With his last breath John said, “I do.”

17 Responses to “Joke 169”

  1. Cindy September 9, 2011 at 05:25 #

    Woman in bed with her husband, slides her hand slowly across his back & shoulders, just brushing his legs, runs her hand everywhere; then moves back & stops. Husband gasps: “Why did u stop? Wife: “Found my Blackberry, Go back to sleep”.

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    • Tilly Bud September 9, 2011 at 11:39 #

      Wicked girl! Too funny! And too rude to use in this family-friendly blog. Pity 🙂

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  2. sufilight September 9, 2011 at 05:46 #

    Haha, and here she thought he was being loving. 🙂

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  3. totsymae1011 September 9, 2011 at 05:58 #

    Oh, my! Shame on him. Shame. 🙂

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  4. johnnathanielfernando September 9, 2011 at 06:40 #

    very very funny!!!

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  5. viv blake September 9, 2011 at 07:09 #

    Ooooh! Nasty.

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  6. misswhiplash September 9, 2011 at 14:38 #

    That’s better Tilly B , I can understanf and enjoy that one..more please!

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  7. granny1947 September 9, 2011 at 19:48 #

    Evil. 🙂

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  8. ♡ tHe TaLe Of My HeArT ♡ September 9, 2011 at 22:52 #

    well done Tillyy luve it 🙂

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  9. alienhippy September 9, 2011 at 23:18 #

    That is SO funny…LMHO
    I LOVE them both. xx 🙂

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  10. slpmartin September 10, 2011 at 00:08 #

    Oh I know just the person to send this to…ha…thanks!

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    • Tilly Bud September 10, 2011 at 10:03 #

      That’s what I like: sharing the humour. Or, as I assume your person is also American, sharing the humor.

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  11. Hanna September 10, 2011 at 00:59 #

    Why six months? Why not marry Bob right after the husband dies? 😛

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    • Tilly Bud September 10, 2011 at 10:04 #

      The poor woman needs time to think of something mean for his headstone 🙂

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  12. nrhatch September 10, 2011 at 01:16 #

    A good friend died today . . . I wish he’d been a blogger so I could go read his last words.

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