I think the Queen’s a reader!
In my spam box:
Great website. I will be visiting one’s blog for a long time to come.
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June 6, 2012
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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
Hi Tilly Bud ~~ I’m wondering which Queen you are referring to? The one pictured or my Granddaughter, KP? 🙂 KP lives in London also, in St. Johns Wood [ http://jimmiehov.blogspot.com/search/label/KP%20driving ].
Happy 6WS!
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I though she was a princess 🙂
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I hope the Queen’s a reader! 😉
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Not yet; but give it time 🙂
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Viv curtseys, with difficulty.
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🙂
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Wow, I wonder if the Queen would ever read MY blog? Probably not…. but maybe a drag queen would!
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lol 🙂 And what an honour that would be!
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Sadly, she does NOT read you. She wrote and told me that mine is the only blog she reads. She says she enjoys its “foreign” flavor; something about “forbidden fruit,” I guess. Sorry.
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That IS sad 😦
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Now wouldn’t that be a special flavor of awesome if HRH read your blog. Doubt she’d read mine though, as I understand she doesn’t fancy foul language. Or Kansas.
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‘special flavor of awesome’ – I think I’ve just found my new favourite phrase! I love it 🙂
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The question is what’s she reading?
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Nothing bad about her, I assure you! 🙂
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Now what would you do if she ACTUALLY read your blog and left a comment on it… I mean REALLY? Seriously …. she reads something… what do you think she does all day long in that cold castle? After all shes what —80 something years old and she doesn’t have to lift a finger for herself?
Wow… give this some serious thought here…. what would you do?
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Curtsey, and wait for news of my O.B.E. for services to laughter.
But I don’t want to be a dame: I know there ain’t nothin’ like one but I always think of pantomime dames with lots of padding and funny hair…oh, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad, after all 🙂
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Imagine the impact you could have!
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Inquiring minds must know! Love this, thanks!!!!
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Queen Elizabeth is ageless. Flawless complexion, impeccably groomed. Isn’t she in her 80s???
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She is; 85, I think.
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The Queen is so multitalented. Who knew she had a laptop? Cool. Dianne
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And she has a mobile!
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I think she prefers library books
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She tapes Coronation Street 🙂
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I do believe you are on to something. Very few people use the Royal “We” or third person without either living in Buckingham Palace or having delusions of grandeur. Either way, you have one haughty spammer! 😉
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One’s point exactly! 🙂
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Well – somehow they must have used the wrong picture! Let me correct that, so you can replace it on your blog. You see, I AM THE QUEEN – of the world, and yes, I read your blog, as often as my duties will let me. Here is the link to the correct photo:
http://paulatohlinecalhoun1951.wordpress.com/photos/
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lololololol! It IS you!
Thank you, Ma’am, for visiting one’s humble blog 🙂
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Lol! Is that true? : )
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Sadly, not 😦
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Okay, the queen may be a reader, but I think she likes my blog a bit better because I own the queen’s dog 🙂
cute 6WS! I hope you have a great Sunday!
betty
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Definitely! She’s fanatical about her dogs.
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Some of the spam is truly brilliant. I love it, I have to read every comment – just for the laugh.
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I always check mine; mostly because genuine comments sometimes get caught, but also for the fun of it.
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Isn’t spam fun? I’m sure the queen is a reader. Why wouldn’t she be?
Thanks for playing 6WS!
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One’s pleasure! 🙂
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