Waking up in France on the first morning was weird. Not because there was anything odd about Viv’s beautiful home, or even about France; it was because we had closed the shutters the first night and they are light-tight. I thought it was the middle of the night and assumed I was jet-lagged from the one hour and twenty minutes flight. I got up to go to the loo and discovered it was seven-thirty. Or eight-thirty. Six-thirty? There’s an hour’s time difference between France and the UK and I never quite grasped it. Free of all my normal responsibilities, I had no need to. I just did as I was told, and loved it.
Getting up was complicated that first morning. We had closed the shutters tight because I was dive-bombed by a rogue fly as I was falling asleep. The Hub managed to swat it with a newspaper but we thought we’d keep the rest out – there is never just one fly, is there? The foul things club together like flies around – well, you get my drift. I don’t blame Viv: her house is spotless. It’s quite possible I brought the fly from home: my house is not spotless.
When I woke, however, I suddenly thought of something Earlybird had told me, about the cockroaches in Provence. Provence is in France and Normandy is in France and now I was in France: where there cockroaches in Normandy as well as in Provence? It was so dark I was scared to put a foot on the floor, just in case. What should I do? Wake the Hub in the middle of the night (as I thought), or leave the light off? I put the light on. No cockroaches. This was Normandy, not Provence, and Viv’s house is spotless. Glad to have that cleared up, I went downstairs calling, ‘Bonjour! Bonjour!’ When in Rome, as they say… I would say ‘Caio, bambinos,’ if I was in Rome but I was in Normandy so I said, ‘Bonjour!’
Jock pointed me in the direction of Viv’s room, and followed it up with a nice cup of tea. Our hosts had thoughtfully provided us with a kettle, coffee, sugar, milk and selection of teas in our room, but the Hub was still recovering from a blast of light to the eyes, so I thought it best to make a quick getaway.
Viv and I sat chatting (giggling) on her bed, talking about poetry (giggling) and blogging (giggling). I include this photo courtesy of Jock and Viv, and it was taken tomorrow in this time line, because I am dressed:
Once the Hub was up, we were called to a beautifully laid breakfast table. Jock had gone out for I forget what for breakfast and had to drive to the next village, though they didn’t have it either. He came back with a genuine French baguette instead, so I had to have that for breakfast; as well as French fresh orange juice and Viv’s home made bread and Viv’s home made jam. There were lots of other breakfast choices, including cereal; but once you’ve had the real thing why would you want food from a box?
We spent so long laughing and chatting over breakfast that we only had an hour to visit the nearby thousand-year-old Chateau of Pirou. An hour was sufficient, because it is not huge; but it is fascinating. The very nice madame at the entrance gave us an extra dix minutes, and it was just enough.
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