What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby at Christmas?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Whatever happened to that clock thing lol!!
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They probably used it as the timer… 😉
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😆
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Hehehe…damn…can’t think of a single CLEAN joke to send you!
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I might have been thinking of you when I inserted that Clause…
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I have watched people play chess. I have watched people make chess sets. Alas, l put the game in the same class as cricket and watching paint dry.
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Add Monopoly to the mix and I’m yours 🙂
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Love the joke.
How do your titillate an ocelot?
You oscillate its tit a lot
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lol! Naughty!
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My calender stopped working too.
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