Joke 269

18 Dec

Why is Christmas like a day at the office?

You do all the hard work and the fat bloke in the suit gets all the credit.

12 Responses to “Joke 269”

  1. jmgoyder December 18, 2011 at 06:01 #

    Yes! I will not tell you how old Son was when we finally had to reveal it was us not this Santa fellow, but he was older than most! This year is our final year of the pillowcase thing with him (since he is nearly 18!) and it is great to finally be getting the credit I deserve!!!


    • Tilly Bud December 19, 2011 at 21:43 #

      My 21 year old son will not blush to tell you he still likes a stocking on his bed on Christmas morning. Let the magic stay as long as possible!


  2. andy1076 December 18, 2011 at 06:15 #

    Flip side of Santa’s ho ho ho? 😀


  3. Cindy December 18, 2011 at 06:19 #

    Playing catch up, Tilly, hope you’re all back to rude health soon. xxx


  4. slpmartin December 18, 2011 at 06:23 #

    Oh…now this one reminds me of blokes I’ve had the misfortune to work with…!


  5. Jacob Spire December 18, 2011 at 07:05 #

    I’d be cranky too if I were him; imagine having to do so much work while everyone else is celebrating!


  6. sanstorm December 18, 2011 at 08:12 #

    You’ve lost me…

    *thinks ‘rightbackatcha’*

    Tsk tsk … Pot … Kettle …


  7. SidevieW December 18, 2011 at 09:21 #



  8. nrhatch December 18, 2011 at 14:39 #

    These were GREAT!

    Of course, Santa is a DELIGHT . . . it’s just the stress of the season that turns him into the occasional jerk that Timmy observed. 😉


  9. SchmidleysScribbling December 18, 2011 at 19:04 #

    So, who is Santa’s little helper??


  10. Perfecting Motherhood December 19, 2011 at 03:56 #

    Hilarious, and so true (at least for the first joke).


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