Joke 874

14 Aug
Hollywood Birds - The Actors

Hollywood Birds – The Actors (Photo credit: DonnaGrayson)

A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classical composers.  Knowing how big stars are divas, he asks Sly who he would like to play.

Stallone says, “I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart.”

The director says, “Very well, you can be Mozart.” Then he turns to Arnie and says, “Arnie, who would you like to play?”

Arnie says, “Ah’ll be Bach!”


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5 Responses to “Joke 874”

  1. siggiofmaine August 14, 2013 at 04:29 #

    SIGH…but a good one Will be sure to share !


  2. Katharine Trauger August 14, 2013 at 04:59 #



  3. slpmartin August 14, 2013 at 05:36 #

    Moan…but what would you expect I live in SoCal…too many Arnie jokes…all well deserved.


  4. Life in the 50's and beyond... August 14, 2013 at 12:36 #

    should have seen that one coming. LOL’


  5. SchmidleysScribbling August 14, 2013 at 16:45 #

    And some would say, like a bad penny, he keeps turning up. Dianne


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