Joke 874

Hollywood Birds – The Actors (Photo credit: DonnaGrayson)

A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classical composers.  Knowing how big stars are divas, he asks Sly who he would like to play.

Stallone says, “I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart.”

The director says, “Very well, you can be Mozart.” Then he turns to Arnie and says, “Arnie, who would you like to play?”

Arnie says, “Ah’ll be Bach!”

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