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Joke 926

5 Oct
Mozart and Beethoven Have Tea

Mozart and Beethoven Have Tea (Photo credit: Dharbigt Mærsk)

I’m feeling silly this morning.

What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little whine.


What kind of flower is on your face?



What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?



A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a beer?”

The bartender says, “For you? No charge.”


Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long.


Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow’s got the udder.


What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?

Its backside.


What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Christmas Cake 2006

Christmas Cake 2006 (Photo credit: Ross_Angus)



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