Joke 948

Remember!   The clocks went back last night so some of you will be getting this joke an hour earlier.  

Daylight savings time world (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Or later.  I never get the hang of Daylight Saving Time.  And I’m not the only one, apparently…

• Salvador Dali’s note to self for daylight savings: “Don’t forget to melt the clocks.”
• Congratulations clock next to my bed, you’re the right time again. Just took some patience.
•  It sucks cause I also lost an hour back in February (I watched the pilot of ABC’s The River)
• I just lost another hour trying to figure out how to reset the clock in my car.
• If daylight savings time is throwing your brain for a loop today, wait ’til you hear this: “favorite” isn’t a verb.
• Thank you daylight savings time for giving me an excuse to be an hour late to everything for the next week and a half.
• Set all my clocks ahead 12 hours, so I’m good for the next 12 years.
• Next year we should set the clocks ahead to when people have stopped making Daylight Savings jokes.

The original Twitter sources can be found at The Huff Post.