Mozart and Beethoven Have Tea (Photo credit: Dharbigt Mærsk)
I’m feeling silly this morning.
What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
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What kind of flower is on your face?
Tulips
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What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
BANANANAAAAAA
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a beer?”
The bartender says, “For you? No charge.”
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long.
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Why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow’s got the udder.
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What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?
Its backside.
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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Christmas Cake 2006 (Photo credit: Ross_Angus)
The Laughing Housewife 
I like them silly!
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No wonder you’re feeling silly after all that celebrating.
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good ones!
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These are gorgeously dreadful, in the tradition of the ‘Why did the swiss roll? Because it saw the jam turnover!’ type.
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🙂 Good ones!
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Those were so cute! A good start to my Saturday.
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these were cute!
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Heh heh heh. Some uncontrollable sniggers were emitted, Tilly. Thanks for the chuckles. 🙂
(BTW I’m not sure I’ll be able to say the word banana in any sensible manner for a while. I hope you’re proud of yourself.)
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Love these. Especially Tyranasarus Wrecks
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Thank you for the Saturday chuckles! 🙂
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My lips are numb. These are so awful (bananananas will never be the same) they’re hysterical, =)
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Tilly, it is Sunday evening by the time I got here and I just want to tell you how much fun Phil and Felix had guessing the punchlines today. These are cracking gags. Thank you.
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These were all good! Clever!
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This was a good crop for sure!
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