Wedding – Funny (Photo credit: Jacobus van Eeden)
Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church, watching the comings and goings of a wedding.
After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over, Patty asked her mother, “Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?”
“How do you mean, change her mind?” asked Mrs. Sullivan.
“Well,” said the child, “she went into the church with one man and came out with another.”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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