Tag, You’re It

funny tag (Photo credit: Phil Denton)

My tag line is There’s Always A Silver Lining.

On another blog just now, I wrote in the comments, focus on the silver lining, not the cloud.  

I’ve been thinking of changing my tag line for a while, if I can only find the time between Bomp Bomp games; this is what I was thinking of: Sharing the laughter.

So, dear readers, which of them shall it be?  

I will abide by the majority vote.*

*And then change it to something else when you’re not looking, if I don’t like it.

Joke 957

Funny Church Signs (Photo credit: au_tiger01)

Church Bulletins are back! Thanks to Charlie at Read Between The Minds.

You may recognise a few but they are worth repeating.

• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
• Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.”
• At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
• Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
• Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.
• During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
• Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
• For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
• Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
• Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
  

  Funny Church Signs (Photo credit: au_tiger01)

• Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
• Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
• Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
• Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
• Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
• Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.